A Letter To Bad People

By Timothy Baril

Dear Bad People,

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This is a letter to all the bad people in the world. The rude, the crude, the lazy, the ignorant, the selfish. The people who spread pain and suffering. You are all the people make the world harder for the rest of us.To all of you out there I want to say this:

Fuck you.

Fuck you to the people who smoke, spreading your stink and cancer-causing smoke in public and dragging down our health care systems. We’re sick of smelling like an ashtray because of you.

Fuck you to all the corrupt politicians who think it’s a good idea to make smoking legal, when it’s scientifically proven to be harmful to everyone’s health. You knowingly let greedy businesses poison the public so you can harvest taxes from addicts. By your logic, as long as its taxed properly, we may as well legalize heroine and murder.

Fuck you to the fat people who force stores to carry eighteen different sizes instead of eighteen different styles and place increasing burdens on our health care systems. You’re surrounded by information on how to live a healthy live, so ignorance is not an excuse. Being unhealthy is a choice.

Fuck you to everyone who thinks they’re the exception to the rule, the one-in-a-million in order to not be responsible for their decisions. Odds are, you’re not an exception. You’re not allowed to blame rare genes until you’ve proven that the vegetables and exercise don’t work.

Fuck you to everyone who is uncomfortable with the words Fuck You. Grow up. We should not be scared of words. Don’t want your kids to use fuck as every second word? Then teach them how to use it properly!

Still just a word though.
Still just a word though.

Fuck you to all drunk drivers. Even you assholes who think one drink is ok. Killing someone because of your negligence is not ok.

Fuck you to the thieves who take what they don’t earn and the murders who take what’s irreplaceable. This includes corporations and nations.

Fuck you to the police who think enforcing the law is more important than thinking about what laws you’re enforcing. Are you someone else’s blind tool, a robot controlled by political corruption and greed? Or are you a member of our community whose first concern is the welfare of the people you’re supposed to be helping?


Fuck you to all the bankers and financiers and stock traders and everyone else who creates so-called wealth out of nothing. Your currency wars, mortgage schemes, empty investments and illusionary economy are hurting all the people doing real work.

Fuck you to the corporate profiteers seeking to take over education and raise us all to be mindless worker drones and consumer slaves. This is a system designed to create further wealth disparity, and that is totally wrong.

Fuck you to the “one percent” and everyone else who thinks profit is a good word. The wealth disparity you create gives rise to most of our social ills. Nothing you can possibly do makes you deserve a thousand times more than anyone else. Profit = unequal.

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Fuck you to everyone who thinks the military is a good idea, from soldiers to the politicians who send them overseas. Your job is murder, and you profit from it. And every dollar spent on guns is a dollar less for education, health care and science. And the people that cheer them on, encouraging these people to invade other countries? I hope that happens to you some day.

Fuck you to anyone who doesn’t believe in evolution.

Fuck you to everyone spending more time with a television than with friends and family.

Fuck you to everyone spending more time at work than with friends and family.

Fuck you to rapists. And fuck you to all the unnecessarily paranoid women out there who lump all the great guys in the world with a few bad apples, and make them feel like shit.


Fuck you to all the self-absorbed princess-types who think it’s the man’s responsibility to make them happy in life. And the women who think kids excuse obesity and that you never have to do your nails or hair again after marriage.

Fuck you to all the guys who have beer guts and never learn to communicate emotionally. Why the hell aren’t you trying to become someone’s knight in shining armor or Prince Charming?

Fuck you to all the parents who use their kids as an excuse. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Stop using your children as an excuse to not be with friends, to never exercise, to stop being involved with your community. Your friends are happy to hang out when your kids are around, and you’ve got other friends and family and babysitters to give you time off. They will help you. Stop trying to do everything by yourself.


Fuck you to people who waste food.

Fuck you to all the people genetically engineering our food, smothering the land in chemicals that poison the planet and all of your customers, monopolizing our agriculture and putting this basic necessity at risk.

Fuck you to the politicians who care more about their publicity than getting things done for the right people and for the right reasons.

Fuck you to the assholes hiding behind corporate masks who buy our politicians and manipulate our governments. Who care more about profits than people and our future.

Fuck you to the CEOs and other executives with your golden handshakes and golden parachutes and golden fucking bathroom faucets in your fucking sixteen bedroom mansions. How about sharing that with all the good people doing the actual work in our companies?


Fuck you to all the ignorant voters out there who eagerly swallow wholesale garbage about how to think and feel, never doing their civic duty to learn about issues or participate in politics. All those whose apathy and ignorance encourage our communities to rot.

Fuck you to all the girls who slut-shame peers and to all you guys who jump on their bandwagon just to ingratiate yourselves with haters who can’t handle the competition. Slut shaming is just negative competition. If you can’t learn to be sexy and smart and fun, you rightfully deserve less attention.


Fuck you to all the bullies who think pushing other people down is a legitimate life strategy. I hope the pain you give comes back to you a thousand-fold.


Fuck you to all the people that think our identity is tied to material things and what we like or don’t like, instead of values and principles and each other.

Fuck you to all the people who just don’t give a shit. Who don’t care. Who don’t try. But somehow find the energy to insult and drag down everyone that does.

Fuck you to everyone who can’t understand that diversity is a vital necessity to society, to culture, to all Life, and that being different is often a good thing.

Fuck you to all those who believe in imaginary beings instead of ourselves and each other. And who use these beliefs to hurt other people.


Fuck you to all those who piss on Christmas for being too commercial. Get out there and make it something more worthwhile then. Stop trying to suck the magic out of it for those of us who still believe in love and goodwill towards man. And no, Christmas doesn’t have to be religious. In fact, it’s better without religion.

Fuck you to all those who think Halloween is stupid because they’re too cowardly to wear a costume in public.

Fuck you to everyone with a smart-ass ‘witty’ comment instead of something constructive to contribute. Your attempt to be ‘funny’ is still an attack. Mockery and ridicule hurt.

Fuck you to everyone producing mass-marketed food who tries to cut corners and raise profits by substituting honest nutrition for chemicals and sawdust.

Fuck you to terrorists and the people who fund them and hide them. And to all the people who jump all over terrorism as an excuse to sell shit, to get your face on camera, to get votes, to pass bullshit laws. Even all you assholes who decided a career as an airport security guard was a good idea, making flying a miserable experience for millions of people every day.

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Fuck you to the liars, the marketers, the insurance sellers, and the doomsday peddlers.

Fuck you to the people who decided education should be a financial burden that half of us can’t afford, and which chains the other half to shitty jobs for decades just so they can pay off student loans.

Fuck you the Cheaters. All those people out there who want something for nothing, who want a better result than the person they’re dealing with. You’re a virus that plagues us all, and the more you spread, the worse off we all become.

Fuck you to everyone scared of nudity and sex. Labelling everything as NSFW and banning these beautiful things from all walks of life. The human body and sex are COMPLETELY NATURAL. They bring pleasure. They are necessary for reproduction. You’re wrongly making people feel ashamed of themselves, spreading pain and causing negative self image.

Breasts. Because fuck you they're awesome.
Breasts. Because fuck you they’re awesome.

Fuck you to all the people who take the environment for granted and rape it for unnecessary, unsustainable commercial purposes. All life is connected, and when you destroy part of it, you put the rest at risk. You’re selfishly putting our future at risk for a shiner new TV.

Fuck you to the selfish. You cause nothing but pain.

Fuck you to the ignorant. In the age of information, ignorance is no longer an excuse. It’s a choice. You’re a cancer choosing to hold the rest of us back.


Humanity is a team. Progress and happiness are shared goals. The reason why we’re not achieving our potential as a species and as a community, is because of all the people out there sabatoging this team and dragging us down. This includes the apathetic.

Despite the ferocity of this letter, it’s actually difficult to label people as simply as ‘good’ or ‘bad’ because we’re usually a mixed bag of development. We all develop at different rates, and even within ourselves, different parts of us grow at varying times. At any given time there are parts of us that are awesome, and parts which need a lot of work. You qualify as a ‘bad’ person when you have more negative qualities than positive, and when you simply don’t care if that’s true. A bad person is someone whose primary characteristic is selfishness.

Don’t worry, just because you’re not perfect doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Even if you’re guilty of some of the things in this letter, you may be a good person. As long as you’re actively trying to improve and make the best decisions in life, you’re doing your part.

Even if you’re a bad person now, it’s not something written into your genetic code. We are a result of our decisions, and therefore completely changeable at all times. Who we are is completely within our control. If we want to be good people and take the steps to make that so, it will happen. Don’t lose hope in yourself.

To all those that actively work towards helping humanity become the best team it can be – thank you. Proud to stand alongside you. 🙂

To all those who have made mistakes in the past, but now promise to live better, your transgressions are forgiven as soon as you prove yourself. Welcome. We look forward to seeing you grow and become a bette person. 🙂

To all the rest, those actively working against our team, choosing to hurt their fellow man, including those who do nothing and be nothing and therefore support the bad things in life,

Fuck you.


(Sometimes all the nice, positive encouragement and good messages never work. Sometimes people are more responsive to a kick in the ass. This is one. Is it going to make people defensive, angry, lash out? Probably. But if it gets them to think, to doubt themselves, to feel guilty and therefore change for the better, good.)

© Copyright Timothy Baril 2014