Book Review: Death, Taxes and Green Tea Ice Cream (Tara Holloway #7)

Book Review

Death, Taxes and Green Tea Ice Cream

Diane Kelly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (4 Stars – I like it)

Mystery, Comedy, Romance

Tara’s back and she’s getting her ass kicked. By who? By injustice. By selfishness and greed. By the very people she’s risked her life for over the past 6 novels. The IRS.

Say what?

Back in book 6, Tara and her companions take down a low-life scum bag operating out of a strip club and barely escape with their lives. Tara made one really big mistake. She shot the bad guy. She didn’t kill him, she just shot him. Then she waited, and shot him again. And waited, and shot him again. Apparently shooting to kill is fine, and self defense is fine, but coldly torturing the bad guys by repeatedly shooting them in cold blood is a tad unethical. Right?

Now, eager to boost his political career, an opportunistic investigator puts Tara right in his crosshairs and launches an investigation that gets her booted from her job and could mean years in prison, while taking away the best job she’s ever had and all she wants to do with her life. To top it off, the criminal she shot is alive and kicking and pressing a civil suit for $10 million. Tara’s life is falling apart. She looses her job, her friends, and now risks prison and losing the man she loves too.

Good thing Tara doesn’t stay out of trouble. Like, ever. And sometimes trouble can work for her. So maybe she’ll come out ok in the end. Meanwhile, she’s obsessed with green tea ice cream and sushi. I’m a fan of both, so I’m with her there.

Death, Taxes and Green Tea Ice Cream is another typically light, fun, witty book by Diane Kelly. Tara Holloway is a girl that other girls can laregely relate to, or at least empathize with, maybe even admire. If you enjoyed the other books in the series, you’ll enjoy this one too. If you didn’t enjoy the other books in the series, why the hell are you still reading them? Weirdo.

Written by a former CPA (Chartered Professional Accountant), the book’s mysteries and villains center around issues like corruption and tax evasion and financial crimes. It’s a nice change of pace from the typical murder mysteries. Yet there’s still action. Still plenty of bullets flying about. And how often do you see someone fall into a giant vat of liquid chocolate? Pretty sure most female readers were wishing they were in Tara’s shoe’s that day, eh?

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Book Review: Seventh Grave and No Body (Charley Davidson #7)

Book Review

Seventh Grave and No Body (Charley Davidson #7)

Darynda Jones

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5 Stars – I love it!)

Romance, Comedy, Supernatural, Mystery

Darynda Jones does it again. No, I don’t mean in bed. I don’t know who she’s doing in bed, if anyone, or how many times she’s doing it. I mean with her book, Seventh Grave and No Body. It’s another great Charley Davidson outting.

It’s got sex, drugs and rock and roll. Ok, maybe no drugs. And maybe not the rock and roll either. But there’s sex. Much more of it now. If you like that sort of thing. And yes, of course you do. But there’s also more coffee, sadly, it’s decaf, and we feel Charlotte’s pain. The sacrifices we make for motherhood. Well, not me. I’m a dude. Ha! Suck on that, girls. I can drink all the coffee I want while you’re carrying the mini me. Maybe even Irish it up a little.

No, I dislike whisky. Maybe I’ll caribbean it up. With rum. Yeah, better. It’s good to be me.

Not really sure what the title’s all about. There’s bodies galore. Oh, maybe it was about the…yeah. Exactly. You’ll figure it out. And is it just me or are the book covers totally cute? I love skulls. Especially mine. I’d hate to lose it. I think I’m also going to get mine covered in diamonds when I die. Then women will hoard it and fight over it. Probably a lot more than they fight over me now. Damn shallow, diamond-wanting women.

So, in book seven, Charley is still kicking ass. There’s a bun in the oven now, and I mean that metaphorically, because Charley can’t actually cook. The hounds of hell arrive and make a bloody splash. The series feels like it’s becoming a lot mroe about the supernatural now and less about the detecting side of things. But there’s still some good old-fashioned detecting going on. Totally didn’t see the main villain coming in this one. Except in retrospect, then you’re like, wow, I should have totally seen that coming. Although, not really, because I don’t know if all the clues were really there until the end. So I refuse to feel stupid, just this once.

Why do I keep reading these novels? The humour. It’s all about the sassy, wise-cracking, face-palming, dead-panning, ‘glorious’ sense of humour that fills each and every paragraph. I have no idea how she does it. It must have taken so much effort and imagination and smart-assness to do this for seven straight novels. And there are still five more to come!

So…big question. Is Charley gonna die and be replaced by her daughter in the series? I could totally see that. But Reyes will die first. That’ll set it up. Charley will be all fire and revengy at the loss of her true love and then she’ll die to, probably saving her daughter so her daughter can save the world. Hmm. Is Darynda that cold? Would she do that to her readers? Would she break that many hearts? You have to admit, fans would go crazy. And it would be a chance to reboot the series. Am I prophisizing? Has it already been done in the five books to come? Am I giving Darynda horrible ideas that are going to make people hate me in the future? I hope not. Unles they punish me by buying lots and lots of copies of my books and trying to drown me in movie deals. That would just be the worst, right?

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Book Review: Sixth Grave On the Edge (Charley Davidson #6)

Book Review

Sixth Grave On the Edge (Charley Davidson #6)

Darynda Jones

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5 Stars)

Mystery, Romance, Comedy, Supernatural

And it’s another good book. Charley Davidson is a solid series from Darynda Jones. Very solid. Not incorporreal at all. Though it may haunt you. Maybe get you to start thinking like Charley, talking like Charley, drinking coffee like Charley. This could get dangerous on so many levels.

Why wait to read the book? Let’s give you all the jaw-dropping, OMFG, climaxing spoilers that would have knocked your socks off – right now. Just kidding. I’m not that evil. But apparently Darynda Jones is as she teases out the series from one book to another – forever. Kidding. Once you’re addicted, you know you can never get enough.

You ever realize that, despite being this super great and powerful, potentially evil, baddest of the bad boys, Reyes is actually Charley’s bitch? I know he’s billed as this big deal, but really, isn’t he kind of whipped and sort of her personal pet/bodyguard/sex toy who does nothing to actually go out and save the day on his own, he just shows up to sever spinal cords, give her millions of dollars and the best orgasms ever?

Yeah, I basically like everything about the series except him. Or how he’s not really his own person at all, just a rich penis with a sword. But, as previously noted, maybe he’s just not my type. I’m sure a lot of girls would like to have the most beautiful, dangerous and sexy man in the universe at their beck and call with little to no will of his own, just a slavish desire to devote himself to her for all time. Wish fulfillment much? lol

I’m sure it’s the same way women have complained about the female who gets rescued in so many classic, male protagonist stories. Girls who are all boobs and no contribution to the plot. Ok, that’s not fair. Reyes is central to the plot. Lots of conflict around him. But I guess it would be easier to root for him if we experienced his own POV sometimes. Or if he didn’t lose total control of his emotions every time someone does anything at all. Or react to everything with rage. Do women seriously see us men that way? I hope not. Embarrassing if true.

But I love Charlotte. I don’t know if I’d date her in real life, cause she’s got a strong dorky side, and she gets herself and the people around her shot/maimed/dead on a regular basis, which would be a real damper on our sex life, cause your penis doesn’t work as well when you’re bleeding out, but man, her humour rocks. Ok, actually, I’d totally date her. From a distance.

The sixth book in the series, and can you believe I’m only getting to the plot this late in the review, and that maybe I didn’t even spell any of the plot out in the last review or two, anyway, where was I? Right, the plot. The Dealer is introduced, new potential bad guy but also potential good guy. Cookie’s dating life finally comes to life, and so does her daughter Amber’s, with explosive results. Well, less explosive for Amber; she’s only 12. There are plenty of dead people and they have problems and some endings are happy, others less so. A wall ‘mysteriously’ disappears.

There’s some sex. And coffee. They explore Reyes’ past and the family he had before his abusive kidnapper father. Ooh, a Mexican drug cartel drops by for a few laughs, then starts dropping other people. Turns out, not such a healthy thing, being dropped from a great height. The mystery of Charley’s dad deepens. And…the 12 Beasts of Hell are coming. That’s coming, not cumming. Because ew, messy. And bestiality is illegal.

Oh, and the book ends on a bang. Wait for it…

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Book Review: Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson #4)

Book Review

Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson #4)

Darynda Jones

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5 Stars)

Mystery, Supernatural, Comedy, Romance

The books are getting even better. The wicked sense of humour that pervades each tomb sparkles throughout each page more than a Twilight vampire sparkles in California sunshine. But now, Darynda Jones is getting even better at the suspense and twists that make the mystery even more gripping.

I’ll bet it’s totally a coincidence that, in the fourth book of the series, Charley Davidson solves four cases at the same time. Not. Sure, it’s not like she does it all entirely on purpose, all the time. Maybe she stumbles into things a little and then they all work out fot the best, but still, Charley is brave (or crazy), smart enough to make some good guesses, and never gives up. Which is pretty much how anyone needs to be to get things done.

I did not see the Harper twist coming. That was smart. Thinking back, you think that would have shown up in an earlier book. Though I guess maybe Mr Jones might have been trying to avoid that one. A little heartwrenching, I admit. Which means the writing was well done.

There’s a little more demon action in this book. More action in general. The bikers make a fun appearance. Reyes is a little better this time around, but I’ll probably never understand the whole brooding, violent to the point of abusive, intimidating, emotionally out-of-control thing. Sure, he’s phsyically hot and sexy or whatever, but pesonality-wise, other than saving her ass all the time, what’s so special? I get the feeling like he’s just a big, very moody guard dog who gets sympathy from being formerly abused as a youngster.

He’s the ultimate bad boy, but why is this attractive? Women must be swooning over him, but why? Being involved with him is like constantly living life in that one moment before a car crash when you’re totally anticipating mayhem and pain. Exciting? Sure. Atractive? For the masochistic maybe? Practical? No. Whatever. No-one in the history of humanity, including every woman ever, has ever claimed to understand women.

Still, great book! Make a pot of coffee and then spend all Saturday devouring it. Then start Book 5, which is also awesome. Especially the Ozzy cameo. Cracked me the heck up.

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Book Review: First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson #1)

Book Review

First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson #1)

Darynda Jones

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (4 Stars)

Romance, Mystery, Supernatural, Comedy

A little mystery, a little bit of the supernatural, a few dollops of action, some romance and hot sex, and a whole lot of wise-ass, dry humour that will crack you up. Darynda Jones’ Charley Davidson series begins with a bang. And not just the one between Charlotte and Reyes.

I actually read books 2 and 3 before this one. That turned out to be ok because it was a neat experience to go back in time and see how the story started. And the first book didn’t disappoint. Maybe it’s not ‘quite’ as polished as later novels, but that’s part of the charm. Still pretty darned good though.

You wouldn’t think there’d be much in the love/lust arena, as the guy she likes is in a coma and all, but through the magic of being able to leave one’s body and all the hot dream sex, they still manage to get all hot and bothered.

Charlotte’s as sassy, laid back and goofy as they come. Such a great sense of ridiculous humour. I love it. It’s so me. With a little Homer Simpson. If Homer was a girl with amazing tits. Not that I’m a girl with amazing tits, but a 6 month trip to Thailand could change all that. Something to think about if I ever want to seriously pursue life as a stripper. I love strippers.

Any fan of modern, supernatural, female protagonists will love this series. Hell, even if you’re not so into the supernatural thing, it’s not like this is Vampire Diaries or something. The dead people in the book are just like everyone else. Just with a few more holes in them. Think Sixth Sense, but instead of a little kid, the lead actress is a coffee-swilling crazy person who makes you laugh every other paragraph.

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